by NeFaRiOuS_SLE » Sat Sep 09, 2006 12:07 am
One day....
Just like any other day....
Juan Arturo Ramirez de la Hoya Cardinal was driving along at night....
Peacefully as ever...
Until an old man...
With severe cataracts and blind in one eye...
His Sombrero halfway covering his face because of a low-slung roof...
Driving down the road while eating spicy chicken with extra jalapeños and red pepper, but actually can't handle the heat...
Not to mention he had issues with hemorrhoids...
And was getting road head...
Sideswiped Juan Arturo Ramirez de la Hoya Cardinal and killed his pet gerbil collection.
Ever since then...
In the war against darkness comes...
R E F L E C T O R I A.
Coming to a road near you.
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