krawzyazn wrote:---CAMRAZY--- wrote:Just got home!! Man, seeing Ed ask the waitress for her name when he is looking right at her tag was histerical!!!!!
Sorry i gotta call ed the one hit wonder that mofo was as red as a tomato last night lol
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Mark, just be glad you're not one of the 50% of Asians cursed with
Asian Flush... Or is that the reason that you only drank Diet Coke at El Torito?
Either way, I'm glad such disabilities and inept skills of being coerced into seducing women that aren't even my type can serve as a source of amusement, not to mention the endless humiliation of being at the butt-end of every fxcking gay joke ever conceived on planet motherfuxking Earth.
I love women as much as the next straight man, and I have nothing against lesbianism, but find men going at each other VERY revolting; even to the point where I barfed my fxcking guts out watching Brokeback Mountain AND left the theatres half covered in puke since I didn't get to the bathroom in time.
Either way, I'm never goint to a car meet ever again if Milt is going to be there to start this sh!t again... If I wanted to be treated like a fxcking homo or subject myself to the sh!t I did again like some retarded masochist, I might as well show up in drag holding hands with Elton John or some sh!t like that. I seriously don't deserve the treatment I received at what should've been fun, but I felt my day was practically ruined when he kept going like a friggin' machine, even when I feigned sh!t so that Milt can shut his mouth, but unfortunately to no avail. Thanks for not growing up, motherfxcking as$holes... Now if you'll excuse me, I'm heading down to Spearmint Rhino to make double sure my masculinity is still intact and not threatened after being treated like some effeminate, worthless fagot all day. [/RANT]