Posh, sorry about that... When I made it I blanked out and thought it was only Milt's car for some reason, and like I said, it was made a few weeks ago. You're right, you didn't do anything; I sincerely thank you for that though.
As for the other idea, [NAME-REMOVED] didn't feel like doing that (I even PMd him), so I just did the honors; only took me 3 minutes on a Saturday afternoon while waiting for my friend to come over.
Nevertheless, let me make sure I'm understanding this correctly... It's OK to make fun of me all day, it's OK to hurl insults/put-downs at me, it's OK to humiliate me in front of people I just met, even OK to put some "virtual girl" in my honor (still found it funny though... Just a bit higher on the frigid scale than I'm used to with real women

), but all of a sudden I made a few random sarcastic wits and I'm the bad guy?
Seriously though, I tried reasoning and apologizing, but you're still acting/treating me like an aas... So from the words of an occasionally ignorant guy like me, you need to work on your PR skills; come to think of it, it's sad sh!t for an ignoramus like me to point that out to someone else.
Your insults need help too; "virgin dork?" That lame attempt at an insult sure guaranteed your admission to the Triple Nine Society... FYI I'm far from being 'intact', but if I hypothetically still was, so what? I'm not less of a man if it was the case.
**EDIT** Name removed to protect the innocent.